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Top 10 Military Retirement List - Military Retirement Greeting Card
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Top 10 Military Retirement List - Military Retirement Greeting Card

Product Code: PG1357
$2.25

Average Customer Rating: Not yet rated.
Type: Single Card with matching envelope
Dimensions: approx. 7" x 5" (folded)
Cover: Retiring? You'll know you're out of the military when . . . (followed by a list of nine humorous reasons marking change to a civilian life - SEE BELOW)
Inside Verse: Any time saved not doing PT in the morning is lost trying to figure out what to wear to work. Enjoy your retirement!
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6-10$2.02
11-50$1.80
51-100$1.69
101-250$1.57

Product Description

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This is a very funny card about retiring from the military that is sure to bring smiles and laughter to military retirees of any service branch. We won't give the whole top ten list so that we don't spoil all the fun!

The top reasons listed are:

10 You call your boss Mike, his boss Larry, and his boss Jane.

9 Passing Mike, Larry, and Jane on the left side doesn't violate some medieval concept of courtesy.

8 You may use both arms for carrying items, and save lots of time not looking for your hat. (once you remember you can go outside without one)

7 You may once again use the passive voice in writing without the grammar police smacking your knuckles.

6 Forget to shave? Just tell 'em you're starting your beard that day! Haircut? Ha!

5 Business lunches, golfing, and baseball season tickets are considered part of work.

4 The ability to run long distances quickly and do many push-ups or sit-ups is not confused for intelligence, leadership potential, or degree of motivation.

3 You realize that all those years of learning great cadences is wasted in the civilian world.

2 No harassment from people with nothing better to do than worry whether your coat is zipped or not.

and . . .

(inside) Any time saved not doing PT in the morning is lost trying to figure out what to wear to work. Enjoy your retirement!


Originally published by Patriot Greetings.
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